Suite like of zack and Cody was just amazing
- me: i'm getting menstrual cramps
- rob: do you want more pizza rolls?
- me: that's what i just said
why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
pizza spelt its own name wrong
aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall